| Date | Image | Message |
| 2007-12-05 17:43:06 |  | Nice |
| 2007-09-02 16:24:31 |  | lol i saw this, and this is soooo u!!!! except i'm not the guy in the card, lol. |
| 2007-08-01 15:13:34 |  | sdsd |
| 2007-07-31 10:37:15 |  | Nice one, Brocc!! |
| 2007-07-31 10:17:50 |  | I left a dozen eggs in the fridge on Saturday. Why didn't you ask? |
| 2007-07-31 02:17:29 |  | Jerk! |
| 2007-07-31 01:57:08 |  | You're an idiot! |
| 2007-07-10 18:24:48 |  | ewww |
| 2007-06-28 01:28:23 |  | my message. punchout |
| 2006-02-23 01:35:11 |  | |
| 2006-02-23 01:34:43 |  | Punch out is for fucking losers!
OH SPAN! |
| 2006-02-23 01:34:16 |  | fucking shit |
| 2006-02-23 01:34:08 |  | Dibs!! |
| 2006-02-23 01:33:20 |  | swallow a pinecone zipperhead! |
| 2006-02-23 01:33:07 |  | Haha this is fitting |
| 2006-02-23 01:31:30 |  | incase the first doesnt get there:
eat a fucking pinecone zipperhead |
| 2006-02-23 01:31:15 |  | clean up your fucking mess! dick! |
| 2006-02-23 01:30:54 |  | Do the Dishes TERP! |
| 2006-02-23 01:30:01 |  | kill yourself now |
| 2006-02-23 01:29:58 |  | Chris,
sometimes I feel like you don't even know me. that time you gave me a reach around was physically satisfying, but not emotionally. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm so confused. |
| 2006-02-23 01:29:42 |  | what the fuck jerk! ha ha this would be more appropriate coming from you to me. |
| 2006-02-23 01:29:20 |  | DONT TOUCH THE DRUGS |
| 2006-02-23 01:28:40 |  | Lets clean the room tomorow. :-) |
| 2006-02-23 01:27:31 |  | I fucking hate you. I don't even know if you will get this before I smother you in your sleep...good luck soldier
Love
nicholas |
| 2006-02-23 01:26:31 |  | Haha, i dont mean it, but its funny |
| 2006-02-23 01:26:13 |  | What the hell?! |
| 2006-02-23 01:26:04 |  | Stop it, your not fooling anyone with the buzzing noise in the bathroom |
| 2006-02-23 01:25:50 |  | Who ate all my sh~t? |
| 2006-02-23 01:25:06 |  | OMG Clean ur room!
Love,
Josh |
| 2006-02-23 01:25:00 |  | flush the toilet already |
| 2006-02-23 01:24:51 |  | GTA is not your life! Stop living in a fantasy world!
jk lol |
| 2006-02-23 01:24:11 |  | you used all the silverware again |
| 2006-02-23 01:23:12 |  | And pay your taxes |
| 2006-02-23 01:22:28 |  | Clean your room! |
| 2006-02-23 01:21:27 |  | Maybe you should forward this on to some other roommates too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 2006-02-23 01:21:14 |  | gut |
| 2006-02-23 01:20:55 |  | Who the Hell drank my Gatorade Shake? Must have been Justice......what an asshole. |
| 2006-02-23 01:19:59 |  | Just letting you know i Care |
| 2006-02-23 01:19:18 |  | ;) and where is my chicken pot pie bitch! |
| 2006-02-23 01:19:00 |  | Quit beating off to gay porn and then wiping it on the chair in the corner. I still love you though. |
| 2006-02-23 01:18:08 |  | timmy, our room is really messy. |
| 2006-02-23 01:17:50 |  | that it is u |
| 2006-02-23 01:17:00 |  | I had to try it, see if it works. If it does then i'm sending a few to dan |
| 2006-02-23 01:16:59 |  | yo motha fucka |
| 2006-02-23 01:16:40 |  | youre a slob you asshole |
| 2006-02-23 01:16:25 |  | i thought you may see the humor in this hahahhahahah |
| 2006-02-23 01:15:28 |  | quit beating off to gay porn and then wiping it on the plant in the corner |
| 2006-02-23 01:14:33 |  | hahahaahha! I thought this was funny! |
| 2006-02-23 01:14:00 |  | Wtf mate?!? |
| 2006-02-23 01:13:40 |  | www.Tubgirl.com |
| 2006-02-23 01:13:36 |  | Garrett!!!! |
| 2006-02-23 01:13:23 |  | Luv Ya Pal (LYP)......... CUM ON me |
| 2006-02-23 01:13:14 |  | Type your message here. |
| 2006-02-23 01:13:09 |  | hehehe |
| 2006-02-23 01:12:15 |  | eat balls |
| 2006-02-23 01:12:01 |  | you should forward this to mer |
| 2006-02-23 01:11:43 |  | I will kill u and send a Wooly Mammoth
down you small throat
Fuck you you Fucker |
| 2006-02-23 01:11:15 |  | I love you ed |
| 2006-02-23 01:10:46 |  | Who ate all my shit?
(Wouldn't this be so perfect?) |
| 2006-02-23 01:10:41 |  | i would really send this to dana but i dont have the balls |
| 2006-02-23 01:09:44 |  | Come get some dinner, bitch. |
| 2006-02-23 01:09:01 |  | Hey you Fucker
Stop dicking around on your computer
you FagWad |
| 2006-02-23 01:08:28 |  | You fuckin slob |
| 2006-02-23 01:08:17 |  | clean your shit up fag. |
| 2006-02-23 01:08:10 |  | CLEAN UP!!!!! |
| 2006-02-23 01:08:01 |  | iz dis weerd r whet |
| 2006-02-23 01:07:32 |  | check house jobs |
| 2006-02-23 01:07:22 |  | son, you need to work on your cleanin skills. look how messy our shit is right now. how can i bring mrs dauster back to the room with this shit everywhere. figure it out fucktard, before i have to fornicate on your pillow. yea thats right i said it slut face. ps have a good time in london, i love you |
| 2006-02-23 01:06:59 |  | OMG WE SHOULD SEND THIS TO ANDI!!! ANONYMOUSLY OF COURSE... SORRY FOR MY FUCKIN SPELLING! |
| 2006-02-23 01:05:44 |  | It's only a matter of time till the room looks like this now. Have fun living in filth. |
| 2006-02-23 01:04:15 |  | you're an ass |
| 2006-02-23 01:04:05 |  | Suck my balls jerk! |
| 2006-02-23 01:03:43 |  | Type your message here. |
| 2006-02-23 01:03:17 |  | Hahahahahahhaaha huuge joke just a funny roomie e-card |
| 2006-02-23 01:01:42 |  | i think it was michelle... douche bag |
| 2006-02-23 01:00:36 |  | u suck |
| 2006-02-23 01:00:21 |  | this look like paul room!
...but not quite as *bad* as paul room
(no, you not 'roommate'.. but funny nonetheless!) |
| 2006-02-23 01:00:21 |  | hey branden, i thought youd like this site to let me know when to do shit. |
| 2006-02-23 01:00:09 |  | Take out the damn trash! |
| 2006-02-23 00:59:48 |  | haha i want to send this to mike soooooo bad u don't even know |
| 2006-02-23 00:59:28 |  | Listen here you brokeback motha fucka
i dont want to talk about it |
| 2006-02-23 00:59:03 |  | Clean your damn room |
| 2006-02-23 00:58:18 |  | MA...THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!! |
| 2006-02-23 00:57:37 |  | Stop fucking playing monopoly...loser! |
| 2006-02-23 00:57:32 |  | NOW! |
| 2006-02-23 00:57:08 |  | HALO 2 |
| 2006-02-23 00:57:03 |  | Type your message here. |
| 2006-02-23 00:56:43 |  | wow, i sent this same one to Elizabeth, but i see now it reminds me of you too, and not just jake. |
| 2006-02-23 00:55:38 |  | Hi HoeBag! Doesn't this remind you of someone.... |
| 2006-02-23 00:54:42 |  | This site is awesome! Send one to Will |
| 2006-02-23 00:53:43 |  | I love this one! |
| 2006-02-23 00:52:37 |  | Type your message here. |
| 2006-02-23 00:52:35 |  | cunt, stop |
| 2006-02-23 00:52:13 |  | send this to ras
http://www.keithhopkin.com/roommatecard/
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| 2006-02-23 00:51:43 |  | |
| 2006-02-23 00:51:18 |  | This is what is gonna happen to you if you don't make a giant Rice Krispies treat within the next 30 seconds. |
| 2006-02-23 00:51:11 |  | |
| 2006-02-23 00:50:37 |  | Type your message here. |
| 2006-02-23 00:49:40 |  | Saw this on College Humor and just had to send it.
Under the heading - "tell your roommate what you really think."
BTW- I am still doing the dishes breaux.
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| 2006-02-23 00:48:27 |  | LOL!!! Sorry, I think this soooooo funny! I saw it on the collegehumor site! Have a good one! xoxoxo |
| 2006-02-23 00:48:19 |  | That was some good gay sex, eh? |
| 2006-02-23 00:46:54 |  | Hey DICK cunt |
| 2006-02-23 00:46:11 |  | Gimme some food! |
| 2006-02-23 00:45:50 |  | Do some work around the house you bum |
| 2006-02-23 00:44:09 |  | actually just go to your job, you fucking loser |
| 2006-02-23 00:43:35 |  | Pick up all your shit, jackass. |
| 2006-02-23 00:41:07 |  | lol thought this was fitting. |
| 2006-02-23 00:40:12 |  | youre a homo. chuck norris says so. |
| 2006-02-23 00:38:11 |  | I think your dick is too small to make me cum. |
| 2006-02-23 00:29:32 |  | what up stupid blood fart? |
| 2006-02-23 00:27:02 |  | Hey bitch. Hope you enjoyed that ass wooping I gave you in madden. |
| 2006-02-23 00:14:06 |  | You are a jerk. You ignore me *All* the time. Just move to Mikes. Jerk.
Love,
Mal |
| 2005-08-08 20:10:41 |  | Yo! |
| 2005-08-08 02:01:11 |  | ewrtwertwer |