Roomat-E-Card
Send one to YOUR roommate
DateImageMessage
2007-12-05 17:43:06Nice
2007-09-02 16:24:31lol i saw this, and this is soooo u!!!! except i'm not the guy in the card, lol.
2007-08-01 15:13:34sdsd
2007-07-31 10:37:15Nice one, Brocc!!
2007-07-31 10:17:50I left a dozen eggs in the fridge on Saturday. Why didn't you ask?
2007-07-31 02:17:29Jerk!
2007-07-31 01:57:08You're an idiot!
2007-07-10 18:24:48ewww
2007-06-28 01:28:23my message. punchout
2006-02-23 01:35:11
2006-02-23 01:34:43Punch out is for fucking losers! OH SPAN!
2006-02-23 01:34:16fucking shit
2006-02-23 01:34:08Dibs!!
2006-02-23 01:33:20swallow a pinecone zipperhead!
2006-02-23 01:33:07Haha this is fitting
2006-02-23 01:31:30incase the first doesnt get there: eat a fucking pinecone zipperhead
2006-02-23 01:31:15clean up your fucking mess! dick!
2006-02-23 01:30:54Do the Dishes TERP!
2006-02-23 01:30:01kill yourself now
2006-02-23 01:29:58Chris, sometimes I feel like you don't even know me. that time you gave me a reach around was physically satisfying, but not emotionally. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm so confused.
2006-02-23 01:29:42what the fuck jerk! ha ha this would be more appropriate coming from you to me.
2006-02-23 01:29:20DONT TOUCH THE DRUGS
2006-02-23 01:28:40Lets clean the room tomorow. :-)
2006-02-23 01:27:31I fucking hate you. I don't even know if you will get this before I smother you in your sleep...good luck soldier Love nicholas
2006-02-23 01:26:31Haha, i dont mean it, but its funny
2006-02-23 01:26:13What the hell?!
2006-02-23 01:26:04Stop it, your not fooling anyone with the buzzing noise in the bathroom
2006-02-23 01:25:50Who ate all my sh~t?
2006-02-23 01:25:06OMG Clean ur room! Love, Josh
2006-02-23 01:25:00flush the toilet already
2006-02-23 01:24:51GTA is not your life! Stop living in a fantasy world! jk lol
2006-02-23 01:24:11you used all the silverware again
2006-02-23 01:23:12And pay your taxes
2006-02-23 01:22:28Clean your room!
2006-02-23 01:21:27Maybe you should forward this on to some other roommates too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-02-23 01:21:14gut
2006-02-23 01:20:55Who the Hell drank my Gatorade Shake? Must have been Justice......what an asshole.
2006-02-23 01:19:59Just letting you know i Care
2006-02-23 01:19:18;) and where is my chicken pot pie bitch!
2006-02-23 01:19:00Quit beating off to gay porn and then wiping it on the chair in the corner. I still love you though.
2006-02-23 01:18:08timmy, our room is really messy.
2006-02-23 01:17:50that it is u
2006-02-23 01:17:00I had to try it, see if it works. If it does then i'm sending a few to dan
2006-02-23 01:16:59yo motha fucka
2006-02-23 01:16:40youre a slob you asshole
2006-02-23 01:16:25i thought you may see the humor in this hahahhahahah
2006-02-23 01:15:28quit beating off to gay porn and then wiping it on the plant in the corner
2006-02-23 01:14:33hahahaahha! I thought this was funny!
2006-02-23 01:14:00Wtf mate?!?
2006-02-23 01:13:40www.Tubgirl.com
2006-02-23 01:13:36Garrett!!!!
2006-02-23 01:13:23Luv Ya Pal (LYP)......... CUM ON me
2006-02-23 01:13:14Type your message here.
2006-02-23 01:13:09hehehe
2006-02-23 01:12:15eat balls
2006-02-23 01:12:01you should forward this to mer
2006-02-23 01:11:43I will kill u and send a Wooly Mammoth down you small throat Fuck you you Fucker
2006-02-23 01:11:15I love you ed
2006-02-23 01:10:46Who ate all my shit? (Wouldn't this be so perfect?)
2006-02-23 01:10:41i would really send this to dana but i dont have the balls
2006-02-23 01:09:44Come get some dinner, bitch.
2006-02-23 01:09:01Hey you Fucker Stop dicking around on your computer you FagWad
2006-02-23 01:08:28You fuckin slob
2006-02-23 01:08:17clean your shit up fag.
2006-02-23 01:08:10CLEAN UP!!!!!
2006-02-23 01:08:01iz dis weerd r whet
2006-02-23 01:07:32check house jobs
2006-02-23 01:07:22son, you need to work on your cleanin skills. look how messy our shit is right now. how can i bring mrs dauster back to the room with this shit everywhere. figure it out fucktard, before i have to fornicate on your pillow. yea thats right i said it slut face. ps have a good time in london, i love you
2006-02-23 01:06:59OMG WE SHOULD SEND THIS TO ANDI!!! ANONYMOUSLY OF COURSE... SORRY FOR MY FUCKIN SPELLING!
2006-02-23 01:05:44It's only a matter of time till the room looks like this now. Have fun living in filth.
2006-02-23 01:04:15you're an ass
2006-02-23 01:04:05Suck my balls jerk!
2006-02-23 01:03:43Type your message here.
2006-02-23 01:03:17Hahahahahahhaaha huuge joke just a funny roomie e-card
2006-02-23 01:01:42i think it was michelle... douche bag
2006-02-23 01:00:36u suck
2006-02-23 01:00:21this look like paul room! ...but not quite as *bad* as paul room (no, you not 'roommate'.. but funny nonetheless!)
2006-02-23 01:00:21hey branden, i thought youd like this site to let me know when to do shit.
2006-02-23 01:00:09Take out the damn trash!
2006-02-23 00:59:48haha i want to send this to mike soooooo bad u don't even know
2006-02-23 00:59:28Listen here you brokeback motha fucka i dont want to talk about it
2006-02-23 00:59:03Clean your damn room
2006-02-23 00:58:18MA...THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!!
2006-02-23 00:57:37Stop fucking playing monopoly...loser!
2006-02-23 00:57:32NOW!
2006-02-23 00:57:08HALO 2
2006-02-23 00:57:03Type your message here.
2006-02-23 00:56:43wow, i sent this same one to Elizabeth, but i see now it reminds me of you too, and not just jake.
2006-02-23 00:55:38Hi HoeBag! Doesn't this remind you of someone....
2006-02-23 00:54:42This site is awesome! Send one to Will
2006-02-23 00:53:43I love this one!
2006-02-23 00:52:37Type your message here.
2006-02-23 00:52:35cunt, stop
2006-02-23 00:52:13send this to ras http://www.keithhopkin.com/roommatecard/
2006-02-23 00:51:43
2006-02-23 00:51:18This is what is gonna happen to you if you don't make a giant Rice Krispies treat within the next 30 seconds.
2006-02-23 00:51:11
2006-02-23 00:50:37Type your message here.
2006-02-23 00:49:40Saw this on College Humor and just had to send it. Under the heading - "tell your roommate what you really think." BTW- I am still doing the dishes breaux.
2006-02-23 00:48:27LOL!!! Sorry, I think this soooooo funny! I saw it on the collegehumor site! Have a good one! xoxoxo
2006-02-23 00:48:19That was some good gay sex, eh?
2006-02-23 00:46:54Hey DICK cunt
2006-02-23 00:46:11Gimme some food!
2006-02-23 00:45:50Do some work around the house you bum
2006-02-23 00:44:09actually just go to your job, you fucking loser
2006-02-23 00:43:35Pick up all your shit, jackass.
2006-02-23 00:41:07lol thought this was fitting.
2006-02-23 00:40:12youre a homo. chuck norris says so.
2006-02-23 00:38:11I think your dick is too small to make me cum.
2006-02-23 00:29:32what up stupid blood fart?
2006-02-23 00:27:02Hey bitch. Hope you enjoyed that ass wooping I gave you in madden.
2006-02-23 00:14:06You are a jerk. You ignore me *All* the time. Just move to Mikes. Jerk. Love, Mal
2005-08-08 20:10:41Yo!
2005-08-08 02:01:11ewrtwertwer

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